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Chris “auditioning” for The Hunger Games
OMFG YES
(based off of these gifs: 1, 2)
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It’s not like he’s doing anything wrong, Kurt reasons with himself, crossing his legs on the lawn chair and sipping at his glass of lemonade. Blaine had invited him and Rachel over to hang out and Kurt just isn’t ready to go swimming…
Drabble: The Chameleon and the Warbler
Summary: Kurt is one of the best students at McKinley Academy, school for Exceptional Men and Women. On the outside, it’s a fancy boarding school, but on the inside it trains its students to be spies. Then Kurt meets his match - Blaine Anderson - from their sister school, Dalton Academy. emmybiscuit asked for a Klaine Spy Academy AU based on a book series I haven’t read - so I adapted it a bit!
“Hey Chameleon!”
Kurt turned away from his locker, smiling down at his friend Mercedes. “Hey girl,” he said, shutting his locker with a dull click. Mercedes leaned against the lockers next to his and sighed, reaching down to smooth out the pleated skirt.
“Remind me to sign up for a school without a rigid uniform dress code next time,” she said. “Then maybe I could use all the clothes you and I shop for on a regular basis.”
“They aren’t so bad,” said Kurt. He reached over and brushed some lint off Mercedes’ blazer, then he reached up to straighten his red tie. “Besides - the maximize your ability to blend in with the crowd.”
“You would say that, Mr. Chameleon,” said Mercedes.
“I didn’t earn that nickname for nothing, you know,” he said with a mischievous wink. “Come on, let’s get to class.” He and Mercedes linked arms, following a few other peers down the hall to class.
When the first bell had rang, their teacher, Agent Collins turned away from writing on the white board. “Today’s lesson will be about covert affairs,” she began, her boots clicking on the floor as she walked around the desk. “And the art of disguise and subtlety - two things that, besides your cunning and quick thinking, will help you most while on a case.”
Agent Collins looked at Kurt with a small grin. “Mr. Hummel, you particularly excel in this area. I will use you as an example. For instance, class, if you are undercover in a hostile situation you must always…”
Kurt grinned and took copious notes during the lesson.
They didn’t call him the best undercover spy-in-training at McKinley Academy for Exceptional Men and Women for nothing, after all.
Kurt/Blaine Reversebang 2012 (Tumblr/LJ) - Day 1 :)
Rating: R
Word Count: 10,500
Summary: Blaine Anderson is a struggling musician with a new job. This is the story of everything he finds there.
Artist’s Notes: Illustrating this brilliant, little story was an absolute joy! I had the honor of working in tandem with the ever-incredible wordplay on this project and was beyond blessed to be on the receiving end of her absolute genius direction. So, thank you, Lovely, for allowing me to play in your sandbox for a little while; it’s an experience I would echo again in a heartbeat. ♥
The Box Scene: It Changes Everything
Now that we’ve reached the end of the season and eagerly await the next step in Kurt and Blaine’s journey, The Box Scene presents an interesting, riveting, and moving perspective not only of the relationship of two boys in love, but also of a show and the viewers it serves.
It changes everything.
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Everyone else has these adorable laughs and then you get to Lea. She sounds like an insane person laughing over doing something really bad.
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Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)
God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.
Blaine’s bedroom Scene :
B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)
K : Am I that unattractive?
B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)
K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).
B : I thought that’s what we wanted.
K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business.
B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!
K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window?
B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.
K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)
B : Stop it, you turn me on!
